Strange Images Pop into my head....

Sometimes as I'm walking down the halls on campus I see these really plastic/orange fake tan girls and even though they are pretty and innocent, I know they are nasty, slutty and dirty, and I can't help imagining myself having the dirtiest sex with them and then just leaving them on a hardwood floor naked and just putting my clothes on casually and leaving. Do they deserve this dirty image in my head? ....Discuss....

all I heard out of that was "blah blah blah, I want to do an oompa loompa, blah blah blah"


And yes, they deserve it. But you gotta jizz on their face first, and while they are cleaning it off, you leave undetected.

test the waters.

as u walk past one of them, slide by so ur junk rubs on their ass...if they just laugh and smile as u apologize, yea you should do her. if they give you evil eyes and wish death upon you like ur some kind of scum bag...THATS the girl that will let u go ass to mouth.

HAHA, I love you charlie.

hahahahah touche salesman you are a gentleman and a scholar

So, have you ppl heard of Tiny Town in Merrick? Its a few blocks that are entirely comprised of homes for little people. These houses are only about 15 feet tall and the streets are unbelievably tiny. SO: my idea. Im going to build santa's sled, dress up as santa and park this baby right in the middle of tiny town after the first snowfall in december. Im going to get out and start ringing bells and shit and screaming "COME ON, YOU'RE LATE. WE ALREADY STARTED BUILDING, GET ON YOUR OUTFITS, WE'VE GOTTA GO, WE'VE GOT TOYS TO BUILD" all whilst holding elves shoes and an elves costume. I would also like to rent reindeer and put a big red nose on one of them. Who's down to video tape it.

what if they come out with tiny guns and munitions and start to open fire on you. I'd be down for sniper duty. There ain't nothing better than sniping little people with a 50 cal off a tall building.

ya if u call 15 ft a tall building, i say we dress up as willy wonka and blow that little whistle and see if they all break out into song and dance

We can do the willy wonka skit over the summer, christmas time brings on santa and his elves.

Sluts... Yes.

Midgets... Maybe.

Facial... Definitely.